We just don't know when to stop
- Hello! Didn't you hear me calling you? You must be going deaf!
Pardon?
- Would you like chicken for dinner tonight?
No, cos it's foul.
Boy told me this joke today, first told to him by a co-worker:
- Question: What's the connection between a cordless drill and the Premiership (top division of football)?
Answer: They don't have leads. (Leads are what they call extension cords here; Leeds lost their match on Sunday and did not make it to the Premiership)
- Q: What's the connection between the Championship (second division of football; the Triple A of football, so to speak) and the world of soul music?
A: They don't have Redding. (As in Otis; Reading, pronounced the same as the singer's surname though spelled differently, is a team that has moved up to the Premiership from the Championship)
- Q: What's the connection between the Championship and someone with long hair?
A: They don't have a crew. (Crewe, being a name of a team that dropped out of the Championship and into First Division -- Double A of football)
- Q: What's the connection between the Premiership and a president?
A: They both have Chelsea. (Chelsea, a team; Chelsea Clinton)
Q: What's the connection between the Premiership and the army?
A: They both have an arsenal.
Q: What's the connection between the Premiership and Mississippi?
A: They both don't have Birmingham.
1 Comments:
LOVE IT. hah. that's great. but.. i also roll on the ground howling at the humour here. truly one of the reasons i stay. :)
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