Two outbursts, one night -- part one
Instead, we went to see some stand up Friday night. Just a hint, for any comedians reading: if you say you're known for telling outrageous nob jokes, then tell some nob jokes. Just a thought, Julia "Unfunny" Wilson. Unfortunately, after she reads this, she will kick the shit of me and then fuck my husband, because, according to her, that was her speciality.
(Boy wants me to relate the fact that said Ms Wilson is a 17-stone former bouncer that would really kick the shit out of me and that he wouldn't be willingly sleeping with, but only doing so in fear of his life. And not with her on top. You done now? Can I continue? Thank you.)
My first outburst of the night came with the last comedian on the programme. He was called Alex Something-or-other (the website says Horne), but, to me, was better known as Mr Potato Wedges. He stood behind me in the enormously long food queue (35 minutes for me), pleasant enough, and then only order potato wedges. He really liked potato wedges. And he was the headliner for the night. Talk about a come-down, eh?
So he tells a joke. As you do when you're a comedian.
- "People these days, always bringing their mobiles, their mobiles phones. Last night, a guy came in here with his mobile... home. His caravan was right across here... "
- "It was crazy. Suddenly, all these gypsies arrive with their caravans... "
- "That's racist!"
- "Is that-- is that really racist?"
Generally, I get very embarrassed about things like this. You might not believe me, but it's true. I don't like to be called out on things. And I was being called out. But with some conviction that I didn't even know I possessed, I said,
- "Yeh, that's racist."
Outburst relating to be continued...
7 Comments:
u go, girl. i should have yelled that out during the first hour of pirates of the freaking yawning-man's chest cari-bean. i say, always yell out 'that's racist' when that's racist. lovely that you got a humble apology... sweet. see, you was edumacating them. i was surprised once when my pastor gave a public apology to everyone after i confronted him via email on a quip he'd told that was bordering on racist ... i was embarrassed but pleased. sometimes the good ole american in us speaking up is a good thing.
oh yeah, don't waste you money of the new wayans bros' ...extremely lamo.
whoa... one of my big pet peeves... bad online unproofread typo-grammar. i'm ashamed!
back again for my monthly check-in, to rescue my lingo-loving friend from one slight mistake: american gypsy = british gipsy.
not kidding. looks silly, i know.
I think both spellings are acceptable. There are a few traveller sites in the UK that spell it with two letter Ys.
Where is outburst part 2?
And good for you, calling him on his inappropriate racism. It's one thing when it's part of the joke, but it sounds like he didn't realize he was capitalizing on a bad stereotype. You brought enlightenment to the comedy club!
Outburst two sound be today... though actually not as good as outburst one.
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