Saturday, May 14, 2011

Like the Terminator...

I'm back. Like a Phoenix, I rise from the ashes of my own shittitude. Actually, when it comes to this damn blog, I think I'm a bit like wot Janet described in That's the way love goes: a moth to a flame. Och, well, I'm here now so let's not delve too deeply into my inconsistent writing record.

Today's my penultimate day at uni. Yup, it's my second-to-last day of classes. My second-to-last day of dragging my sleepy as through to Stirling on the train at a time even God thinks is ridiculously early. The second-to-last day that I will show up to the good old Pathfoot Building (actually, an architectural marvel, IMHO) without my suggested assignment. Don't worry, I probably won't change that for the last day — if it ain't broke...

And yet I dream of something more. The whole journey I have been alternating between tweeting my dearest ATW (topic: her awesomeness, natch) and thinking about wot's next for lil ol' me. Happily, I can report that I have that I possess some things that my father would label pipedreams, if he used such a word. And no, I will not be sharing them at this time. But wot I can promise is that I will do this a little bit more.

Now, if you detect any spelling errors, my apologies. I am usually very fastidious about that, but I'm writing on the iPhone. Fastidious is the word I'm thinking of innit? Basically, I'm saying I get fucked off when I see an error. But with the iPhone's damned predictive speller, it can't be helped.

I just re-read this entry: man, it's shit! I'm like Simon Cowell on this thing. I have a very special announcement: I will be making a special announcement shortly. V tedious. Especially when you know the announcement is that bloody Cheryl Cole is going to be judge on X Factor (Americans, all together now: Whoooooo??? Shit. I hope me coming back on the blog and ready to take my next, heretofore unannounced, step in life isn't the equivalent to the dud revealing of the former Mrs Cole. Yeh, no boos please?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

wonderrrrfull! now is that british or chinese of you to criticize the dickens out of your seconds-old words, eh? and really, you even unveiled the useful new vocab word, shittitude, did you not? that alone is brilliant, simon cowbell aside. OOPS! was that a typo?!

the phoenix ith welcome. as are pipedreams galore

Saturday, 14 May 2011 at 09:12:00 BST  
Blogger Autumn said...

ATW, I love you kid!

Saturday, 14 May 2011 at 12:37:00 BST  
Blogger Lorna and Iain said...

I'm so glad you're back.
And just for the record, your ability with the pen (or iphone) puts me to shame.

Sunday, 15 May 2011 at 09:59:00 BST  
Blogger Autumn said...

You are my favourite person right now, with your generous comments bout lil ol' me!

Sunday, 15 May 2011 at 11:07:00 BST  

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