Wednesday, May 03, 2006

It's time you learned some facts

Ladies (and men, if you're like that), would you sleep with this man?


He's John Prescott (or you can call him Ed Kingdom -- ha ha), the deputy prime minister, and recently, it's become well-known that someone else other than his wife has been sleeping with him. Actually, two other people than his wife. Here's a lesson that you all need learn: UK politicians get a whole lotta play. And I'm not talking about the even mildly attractive ones. What am I talking about -- none of them are even remotely hot. I mean, if I had to choose, I'd go obviously for Tony Blair. I know I am going to get a lot of heat for that, but I mean, look who else there is choose from. Shudder.

The list of nobbing British politicians seems endless: Robin Cook, who looks like Niles Crane's very stressed father; John Major, the former Prime Minister; Alan Bennett; David Blunkett (he's blind and not even hot, of what were you thinking Mrs Kimberly Fortier!); Edwina Currie (though that was with the aforementioned Mr Major) -- these are only the ones I can think of. What was it Chris Rock (oracle of our times) said of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal? Some thing to the effect that he should always be getting head, some person permanently on his dick to make him happy, as he's the most powerful man in the world. Well, being that Mr Prescott is the second most powerful man in Britain (being he's the deputy PM), they appear to have created a cock-sucking post in the civil service. Yes, Minister, indeed.

And which leads me to the second fact: they are much too busy doing other things to do their jobs. It could be nobbing other people, but usually it boils down to appearing on stupid television shows. MP George Galloway recently appeared on Celebrity Big Brother with Dennis Rodman and the dude who sang the song "You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby, right round". Ann Widdecombe had her own series in which she went around the country, solving people's problems, like what to do with a messy roommate. I mean, for real people. Amateurs, just amateurs.

2 Comments:

Anonymous a.t.w. said...

horridable, just horridable.

i'm shocked that i missed the guy from dead or alive's shot at reality tv stardom.

Friday, 5 May 2006 at 01:13:00 BST  
Blogger Autumn said...

He's a very frightening fellow, cos he's gotten all this plastic surgery and he looks like a woman, but is still a man. Yish.

Friday, 5 May 2006 at 17:14:00 BST  

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